[Tio Nick escreve verdades duras]
'The morning session was kinda silly, to be honest. AI, Joel Parko and Cory Lopez showed up on a jetski and sat on the shoulder cheering as the Hobgoods, a couple of hot young locals, and about 20 desperate wannabees wrestled with the bouncy barrels. Man! Why does every lame-o with a tattoo think he’s gonna become a Surf Star by falling off on the wave of the morning before the quarters get underway?? One of those unanswerable questions … and thank the Lord, by just after 11am, the barneyfest was done and the purportive Heat Of The Contest was underway.'